Bangaware the King's definitions

Clam

That thing that is located approximately 16 inches below a women's neck and situated comfortably in between her two legs. It may have a distinct odor, similar to that of a clam. Sometimes called a pudenda/vagina.

Ben: Damn what's that stench?
Matt: Oh shit tell your mom to close her legs I don't want to have a clambake!
Mom:(Blushing) I'll make sure to use the lotrimin next time!

by Bangaware the King January 21, 2010