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Definitions by BangalangMan

Blastoising 

The act of being ejaculated in the anus, and then invaginating your anus with your arm to spray all of the liquids out of your anus. The prolapse is similar to the Pokémon, Blastoise's tail, and the liquid spray is similar to Blastoise's attacks, Water Gun and Hydro Cannon, but the similarity of either Blastoise attack depends on the intensity of the climax.
Michael was blastoising Ava in the bathroom.
Blastoising by BangalangMan February 1, 2025

Thanksgiving High-Five 

Where you or two people ejaculate in two female's vaginas and they smack their vaginas together in a high-five like manner, using the semen as gluing material to enhance the sound of the collision. The sound is as similar as the sound of someone stuffing a turkey.
Bro, we should totally run a Thanksgiving High-Five on Jessica and Britney!