Balls2Wall's definitions

Happy Birthday Bob

Something people say every August 13th as a way of celebrating happiness and good music.

“Happy Birthday Bob”
“Right on man!”

by Balls2Wall August 13, 2023

independently broke

When you have enough money not to work, but have a minimal budget.

A: “I have achieved financial independence!”
B: “ Yeah, independently broke. Enjoy your ramen noodles.”

by Balls2Wall August 11, 2024

scumscraper

One who performs menial tasks for low pay in a long series of short term stints of employment.

What do you do for a living?
I’m a fucking scumscraper. What do you think I am, a doctor?

by Balls2Wall January 9, 2024

scumscraper

Someone who works an endless string of menial jobs, typically staying no longer than 6 months or as short as a few days at each, usually missing a day or two per week with or without calling and showing up visibly intoxicated periodically. Typically lives in a ramshackle trailer on the outskirts of town, filled with children of various ages and parentage.

What does your dad do?
He’s a scumscraper. Can I borrow 10 bucks?

Here, take 20.

by Balls2Wall February 6, 2024