Balls2Wall's definitions

California condo

A vehicle bought and used primarily for residential purposes

Times are hard but at least I have a California condo.

by Balls2Wall February 15, 2021

Udo

A diminutive, camouflage-clad, mirrored-sunglasses-wearing, screeching and screaming, grunting and growling, moaning and groaning, militant homosexual lead singer of a German heavy metal band who looks kind of like a pig.

Hey, let’s hear an Udo version of The Star Spangled Banner, that’ll really go over with the NFL crowd.

by Balls2Wall October 4, 2020

GBMO

Get bored and move on/got bored and moved on

Why did you break up with your girlfriend ?
GBMO, dude, GBMO

by Balls2Wall December 23, 2022

scumscraper

Someone who works an endless string of menial jobs, typically staying no longer than 6 months or as short as a few days at each, usually missing a day or two per week with or without calling and showing up visibly intoxicated periodically. Typically lives in a ramshackle trailer on the outskirts of town, filled with children of various ages and parentage.

What does your dad do?
He’s a scumscraper. Can I borrow 10 bucks?

Here, take 20.

by Balls2Wall February 6, 2024