Bald Jar's definitions

Protein Bomb

A protein rich turd delivered by athletes who consume gargantuan amounts of protein in their diet

Sir Steven Redgrave is likely to release / drop a protein bomb after a hard days training.

by Bald Jar July 24, 2025

Wrathboner

An erection so intense, so aggressively hard, it feels like your body is channelling pure dominance into one unyielding force. It’s not just a regular boner—it’s the final boss of hard-ons, the kind that could punch through steel.

"Bro, I wasn’t just hard—I had a wrathboner, it wouldn't go down."

by Bald Jar February 10, 2025

C'ard

Short for - Masculine: cock hard, Feminine: clit hard

If you partner needs a good rodding - she would need your c'ard
If you go down on the mrs in the morning it would be helpful if she has her c'ard

by Bald Jar October 28, 2025