Definitions by Bald Fu

gaydruple 

to quadruple the amount of gay present in any given situation.

"When you put Coldplay on the stereo, you totally gaydrupled this scene."

gaydruple by Bald Fu July 2, 2008

pioneers 

those singular hairs that blaze a lonely trail down a male back, discovering as yet unhaired real estate, slowly attracting other hairs to follow it into unhaired territory.

"Every day I wake up and look in the mirror, and more and more pioneers are showing up on my back. Now, they're showing up gray!"

pioneers by Bald Fu July 2, 2008

Debbiesiu 

The act of penetrating a female anally while she penetrates herself vaginally with a sexual toy and moans like a split whore. IMPORTANT: do not forget to jizz on face.

"If only the guy she's dating now knew about all the times I Debbiesiued her, he'd never go near that snatch ever again."

Debbiesiu by Bald Fu December 23, 2007