by Bald Fu July 02, 2008

The act of penetrating a female anally while she penetrates herself vaginally with a sexual toy and moans like a split whore. IMPORTANT: do not forget to jizz on face.
"If only the guy she's dating now knew about all the times I Debbiesiued her, he'd never go near that snatch ever again."
by Bald Fu December 23, 2007

those singular hairs that blaze a lonely trail down a male back, discovering as yet unhaired real estate, slowly attracting other hairs to follow it into unhaired territory.
"Every day I wake up and look in the mirror, and more and more pioneers are showing up on my back. Now, they're showing up gray!"
by Bald Fu July 02, 2008
