Definitions by Bah!

Ewan 

A sick cunt, in ways related to a doloto. Good looking guy, likes to make out with men.

"You are such a ewan, dude"

Ewan by BAH! February 7, 2005

French Victories 

Although extinct like the Dodo bird, the French had to be victorious, else the country of France would not exist.

Modern history simply shows the aging madame is in fact aging... Not a pot to piss in, or anyone to blame, except the world.

The French Victories over England allowed them to continue existing as France. Blame the offspring of King Henry V.

French Victories by Bah! May 3, 2004

Mush 

A soft brown cat, formerly known as Mushroom, that makes you go...

"AW!!! Look at MUSHHH!!!"

OR

"OH NO! Mush has a rash on his HEAD!"

Mush by BAH! February 6, 2004