Jesum

To urinate inside someone's anus, often like aiming at a dart board.

I took a chick home last night and finished the night with a jesum.

by Badshrooms May 25, 2015

Thomas

A big shit that lasts upwards of 40 minutes

I'm going to the toilet for "a Thomas", I could be some time.

by Badshrooms May 16, 2015