2 definitions by Badshrooms

A big shit that lasts upwards of 40 minutes
I'm going to the toilet for "a Thomas", I could be some time.
by Badshrooms May 15, 2015
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To urinate inside someone's anus, often like aiming at a dart board.
I took a chick home last night and finished the night with a jesum.
by Badshrooms May 23, 2015
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