Definitions by Badass Honeybadger

Ding Dong Dick 

When you ring a random person's doorbell, flash them, and run away very fast afterwards

"911 what's your emergency?"
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"

*line disconnects*

Ding Dong Dick by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

Ding Dong Dick 

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.

Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.

Ding Dong Dick by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022