Definitions by Bacon Handler

Cardashian 

An obnoxios bro-dude whose self-worth is derived through his vehicle. Constantly washing his vehicle and will try to throw down if you breath on it. Typically seen driving a giant pick-up, Jeep, Tesla, or Audi, but have also been spotted behind the wheels of WRX's and American muscle cars

Gary spends so much time washing his Model S that he ignores his wife. Poor lady is stuck in a relationship with a Cardashian

Cardashian by Bacon Handler February 26, 2023

Birthing a Texan 

Take a giant shit.

"Dude, you were making a lot of noise in the bathroom. It sounded like you were birthing a Texan."

Birthing a Texan by Bacon Handler December 18, 2011

Bacon Handle

Penis

Baby, climb on top of my bacon handle and get ready for the ride of your life!

Bacon Handle by Bacon Handler December 15, 2011