3 definitions by Bacon Handler

Baby, climb on top of my bacon handle and get ready for the ride of your life!
by Bacon Handler December 13, 2011
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"Dude, you were making a lot of noise in the bathroom. It sounded like you were birthing a Texan."
by Bacon Handler December 16, 2011
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An obnoxios bro-dude whose self-worth is derived through his vehicle. Constantly washing his vehicle and will try to throw down if you breath on it. Typically seen driving a giant pick-up, Jeep, Tesla, or Audi, but have also been spotted behind the wheels of WRX's and American muscle cars
Gary spends so much time washing his Model S that he ignores his wife. Poor lady is stuck in a relationship with a Cardashian
by Bacon Handler February 26, 2023
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