Baby giant's definitions

Rusty Middletown

When you go down to give head on a man or a woman and there’s poop on the gooch area

Him: Yo idk if this girl knows how to wipe I went to go eat her out and I got my tongue hit a Rusty Middletown
Her: I was blowing Steve and when I went to suck his balls I noticed he had a Rusty Middletown

by Baby giant June 22, 2023

Catching A Curtie

When you sneak a nap in while on shift

Guy 1 “Hey, where’s Jerry?”
Guy 2 “I think he’s out behind the silos catching a curtie”

by Baby giant March 3, 2022

Throne Soda

A beer you enjoy on the toilet

Guy 1 “hey man you almost done in there?”
Guy 2 “yeah just finishing off my throne soda”

by Baby giant March 3, 2022

Dirty Workie

When someone pretty steals your seltzer or snacks out of the work fridge at work

Victim: I think that pretty son of a bitch from production stole my bubly out of the fridge.

Co-worker: you got hit with a dirty workie

by Baby giant January 26, 2021