Definitions by Babelfish Scotland
Scotland
The only place in the world where you can buy a haggis and a curry in the same shop!
"The best small country in the world"
"The best small country in the world"
- When an Englishman/woman wins a sporting event, it is an English victory, but when a Scotsman/woman wins a sporting event, it is a British victory. Likewise, we only ever hear of Scots sport failures, or British sport failures, never an English failure. a prime example of selective britishness Scotland the Brave!
Scotland by Babelfish Scotland June 28, 2006
Secondary school
Not english, actually Scottish - so clearly better than an english comprehensive or grammar school. A secondary school is a place where young folk are tied into chairs and forced to learn hamlet, macbeth, the periodic table, pythagoras' theorem and the formation of rivers! Sweet!
Secondary school by Babelfish Scotland June 28, 2006