school

A prison like building that prevents free thinking and forces children to become mindless workers.
school is a prison and hell
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Russia

It is always crazy in Russia
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glockanator

two glocks put together made by some old dude in his basement
glockanator
:proceeds to shoot two glocks really fast:
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Halo 2

The leading cause of broken xbox controllers
I hate Halo 2 those FUCKING SNIPER JACKELS
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amogus syndrome

A plague born from hell and the 2018 indie game ¨among us¨ symptoms may include saying ¨sus¨ to everyday objects and saying ¨when the impostor sus¨ these are the most common symptoms but the syndrome evolves as it lives with the longest reported case´s forcing them to make a song called ¨among us drip¨ and creating NSFW work.

If you or a loved one show any of these symptoms there is a cure...
First remove any and all electronic devices
Second remove any and all items that could cause the syndrome to arise
Third lock them in a room
And fourth wait for about 4 weeks after this let them out they should be a new person
When the imposter sus
Bruh you have amogus syndrome
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bread boys

A you tuber known for making videos without revealed faces in knight armor making comedy short 1-2 minute videos.
Me: I should subscribe to the bread boys.
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