by brian April 10, 2008
Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers plagueing the streets. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. Welcome to the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, all the shit that comes in gets stuck here.
by Brian January 31, 2005
by Brian April 25, 2005
An exclamation, usually spoken by drunk or horny guys, who want to see a hot chicks supple, bare titties.
by Brian March 17, 2004
Radio talkshow host Neal Boortz's nickname for Sean Hannity, the conservative half of FoxNews's Hannity and Colmes.
by Brian May 06, 2004
1. (adj.) Of or exhibiting near asymmetry, just not really; Involving or exhibiting an uncommon measure, disproportionate in parts (i.e., having its parts inordinate, due to its dimensions); jenious.
2. (noun): Beauty as a result of unbalance or dissimilitude.
2. (noun): Beauty as a result of unbalance or dissimilitude.
by Brian February 08, 2004
One who sneaks the meat in the backdoor. Used as wisecrack/cutdown between more than a serious description or out of anger.
by Brian February 05, 2004