BRian's definitions

cock craving

Cock craving; and emotional state of desire that a woman feels for action from a man

Jessica: Man, I've got a major cock craving for Matt
Sally: Oh, I know what you mean, I wanna bang him

by Brian September 25, 2006

BUTTER COOKIES

Derived from butterface. Female gender who is good looking but is genetically given ugly cookies (tip of nipple).

I saw that girl naked at Mardi Gras... buttercookies unfortunately.

by Brian March 6, 2005

blue bombaroo

well really it just like skiing but instead four people are involved, yes, that is correct, three dudes, preferably wingmen, and on hot semi classy girl. this semi classy girl gives the two men who are small in the pants hand jobs but gives the larger man head. its good fun and the girl only needs to be semi drunk.

dude, there is only one hot girl on this retreat that will give us action. but there is three of us.

lets get a blue bombaroo.

SWEET

well i am 8inches so she will suck my cock.

well we will take what we can get.

by brian May 13, 2005

Horse Pussy!

"Bull shit" taken to a whole new level.

person 1 - "President Bush is a genius!"
person 2 - "Oh, horse pussy! He is a freakin' moron!"

by brian March 17, 2003

v-tag

Verification Tag, or
ID Tag (Identification Tag)

Your dog has a nice V-Tag!

by Brian December 30, 2003

Army of Freshmen

Usualy used when describing the new batch of freshman snatch that just came in from highschool. This is used in a good way, describing the new bunch as being a very hot. otherwise known as AOF's

Yo, did you see the Army OF Freshman this year?

by brian September 9, 2004

sour

The act of alienating and or disheveling others to better oneself. There are many ways to go sour, including: acting a fool in front of the opposite sex, blatant disregard for your friends' feelings, and flagrant self-centerdness.

Oh man, John is going sour tonight. Yeah, I can't believe he cock blocked you like that.

by Brian October 7, 2005