BRENDAN's definitions

Belt

To suddenly explode into a run away from some cunt that is chasing you.

''We belted across the bridge tae get away fae they cunts''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

qwest

To be swindled or cheated out of something, usually money. To not get what you paid for.

Originates from the mega-evil corporation Qwest who does this to every one of their customers.

"Wow... I just got qwested by that taxi driver."

"Qwest you, buddy!"

by Brendan July 7, 2004

jibberish

See gibberish. "Jibberish" is a common mispelling.

-How do you spell gibberish Michael?
-But miss! I've already answered today! - ok,erm, J..
-WRONG!

by brendan September 6, 2004

Fattiebanger

Meaning one who has sex with a large person. Also can be used to describe a fat person or a person with a large significant other.

That is a true fattiebanger, her ass is like a motha fucker.

His fattiebanger is a dumb ho, she's a bit fishy.

No one likes a fattiebanger.

by brendan October 13, 2004

Brimari

A sweet and funny woman from NewYork City who is a elite haxer on NeoVortex's server.

* Mari kicked Brendan out of the channel (PONG!)

by Brendan March 13, 2004

C9

C9 LMG (Light Machine Gun), or C9A1, is the Canadian equivalent to the M249 SAW, with a few differences. It has no heat shield, a different butt with a butt grip, and the carrying handle is slightly different. It also has a picatinny rail mount with a 3.4x Optical sight on top. It is used as a section support weapon, there are two assigned per section.

Always perform a safety precaution on your C9 before you field strip it!!

by Brendan September 19, 2004

google up

Like urban up but using google.com as opposed to urbandictionary.com.

ÿeeko suave ! reach out and touch faith says:
lol man fuck knows how you didnt waffle with 900 words
all ur skillz r belong 2 us says:
just look at your 2 books all about manchuria and abyssinia
all ur skillz r belong 2 us says:
and if you think you've got all that google up

by brendan September 7, 2004