BQ Atkin's definitions

screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey

Someone or something that drives people crazy (v.q. someone with a loose screw).

Don't listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!

by BQ Atkin December 26, 2022

screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey

Someone or something that drives people crazy (v.q. someone with a loose screw)

Don’t listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!

by BQ Atkin December 26, 2022

a Germ-X Percent

A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.

Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”

I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.

by BQ Atkin November 2, 2022

Grass Doggy

It’s a Cow.

Ooh, look at the Grass Doggy!

by BQ Atkin October 20, 2020

Grass Doggy

Cow.

Ooh, look at the Grass Doggy!

by BQ Atkin October 20, 2020

Grass Puppy

Cow.

Look at the grass puppy!!

by BQ Atkin October 20, 2020

Caramel

The grammatically correct version of carmel.

Could I get some caramel on that please?

by BQ Atkin December 30, 2019