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Definitions by BORED TO THE POINT OF NOTHING

lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawqqwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl 

When you’re so bored you type lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq forwards and backwards.
I really don’t think anyone will ever search up lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawqqwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl

too bored to die 

you're so bored you can't die
person #1:
i'm too bored i can't die

Person #2:
you're kidding!

-1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years later-

person#1:
see, i can't die cause i'm too bored to die

12q3wa4esz5rdx6tfc7ygv8uhb9ijn0okmpl 

when you're trying to beat urban dictionary or you're really bored
Person#1
let's see if i can beat urban dictionary! *types in 12q3wa4esz5rdx6tfc7ygv8uhb9ijn0okmpl* Fuck this!!

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./?><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!~

when you're so bored you type all the keys on the board and then while holding the SHIFT button you type all the letters on the keyboard backwards.
Congratulations, you have reached the final stage of boredom!
i'm so board i typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./?><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!~

hfjfhdhehyeudkwhdiekapdjcj 

when you type random letters on your keyboard
I'm so bored i'l just type hfjfhdhehyeudkwhdiekapdjcj