BB Marv's definitions
An otherwise smart person who is particularly gullible when presented with evidence about polish traditions, especially about aliens. Not racist but just not grounded in any sense of reality.
Hey bro - I think I was abducted by aliens last night.
Response - Bro - that neva happened - you a real Forest Turk.
Response - Bro - that neva happened - you a real Forest Turk.
by BB Marv August 20, 2025
Get the Forest Turkmug. Polish for a large, overweight and continuously growing blob of fat, commonly found in sewer systems. It is comprised of a growing mass of 'not-that flushable' flushable wipes, tampons, sink waste, cooking fats/oils, toilet paper and dead animals that have been caught up in it's orbit, along with the occasional used condom and double-bagged kilo of cocaine discarded on threat of imminent police search, all tainted with urine soaked with meth amphetamine, anabolic steroids and trace elements of viagra .
Not an uncommon residence for homeless people during winter as the biodegradation has a heating effect if you can weather the stench.
It grows like a snowball, but less pretty. Poms would call this a FatBerg but in Poland we call it a Blobushku.
Not an uncommon residence for homeless people during winter as the biodegradation has a heating effect if you can weather the stench.
It grows like a snowball, but less pretty. Poms would call this a FatBerg but in Poland we call it a Blobushku.
We had to call the council in to clear a large Blobushku from our deep sewer as the toilets were all blocked up. This was a real nasty one and stunk out the neighbourhood.
by BB Marv February 5, 2020
Get the Blobushkumug.