BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

Zero Wing

An engrish game in which All Your Base Are Belong To Us spawned from.

Captain: What You Say!?

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

Fishbulb

When combined with a light-bulb and a happy-looking cartoon fish, creates a Japanese version of Homer Simpson known as 'Mr. Sparkle,' a brand of dish washer detergent that banishes dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.

Mr. Sparkle is direspectful to dirt.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

assclench

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

itch

A great pain found on the scrotum, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and The Pope.

"Oh my, I have a great itch across the skin of my scrotum!"

"May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

figgas

Finnish people who think they are black.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

:[

A bat or vampire.

<CrackaVamp> I will fuck your blood!
<Joed> Idioth.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003

host

1. A website that owns and controls another website, such as Geocities.com. A website that lets you make your own.
2. The victim of a parasite.

1. The webmaster slowly enveloped the host's bandwidth.
2. The parasite slowly enveloped the host's bloodstream.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 15, 2003