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Zero Wing

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003
mugGet the Zero Wingmug.

Fishbulb

When combined with a light-bulb and a happy-looking cartoon fish, creates a Japanese version of Homer Simpson known as 'Mr. Sparkle,' a brand of dish washer detergent that banishes dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.
Mr. Sparkle is direspectful to dirt.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003
mugGet the Fishbulbmug.

assclench

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003
mugGet the assclenchmug.

itch

A great pain found on the scrotum, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and The Pope.
"Oh my, I have a great itch across the skin of my scrotum!"

"May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003
mugGet the itchmug.

figgas

Finnish people who think they are black.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003
mugGet the figgasmug.

:[

A bat or vampire.
<CrackaVamp> I will fuck your blood!
<Joed> Idioth.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003
mugGet the :[mug.

host

1. A website that owns and controls another website, such as Geocities.com. A website that lets you make your own.
2. The victim of a parasite.
1. The webmaster slowly enveloped the host's bandwidth.
2. The parasite slowly enveloped the host's bloodstream.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 15, 2003
mugGet the hostmug.

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