Babu Frik

The single worst character name in the entire Star Wars Universe and ecosystem.

Worse than the infamous Jar Jar Binks aka Darth Mason.

Possesses a monococ.

Possibly related to Yaka Dang, Waka Flaka, Bido Shoot and Glup Shitto. No one knows for sure since Babu died along with K. Kennedy's Universe a long, long time ago.
Ben Quadinaros: "I'm looking for the best DUM-series droids money can buy. I hear tell an Anzellan droid smith by the name of Babu Frik can be found on the planet Takayama in the Obaid-Chinoy system. I need to know how to get there."
Dex Jettster: "Never heard of this "Babu Frik". Is she the bint of "Bido Shoot"? HA. Never heard of the "Anzellans" either. As far as the system goes, that one mysteriously vanished aeons ago. I've been to the space where it should be and theres nothing there except dust particles and a strange feeling of bitterness and despair. Something I've felt around Humans before."
Ben Quadinaros: "......oh"
by B. M. Fahrtz March 06, 2025
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monococ

One set of male genitals. Most notably the penis.
One penis.
One who possesses one set of male genitals.
One who is faithful to one and only one male partner or spouse.
A penis that is 1 inch in length when fully aroused.

A 1 inch penis.
One male chicken.
"That one German techno producer has only one cock."

Heidi: "Patricia has never cheated on her partner. She's a "monococ" as it were."
Tenisha: "LMAO a "MONOCOC"? DaaaYm she loyal though!"

Babu Frik: "I could really go for some 1 inch Anzellan cock right about now!"
Yaka Dang: "Bra that monococ would split you in half sport bra!"
Babu Frik: "hUh Heyyyyy!"
Yaka Dang: ".........."

Judd: "Hey Cleetus do ya still have them twin roosters still?"
Cleetus: "Naw Mullet smushed one of them there roosters flatter than 'ol granma's chest!"
Judd: "Turbskiiis!!!!"
by B. M. Fahrtz March 01, 2025
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