B-Drac's definitions

crapanese

Fake Japanese or Wannabe Japanese. See Wapanese and Blapanese.

Go back to Crapan.

by B-Drac October 28, 2003

millimetre

The measurement penises (or 'peni') should be measured with so us guys can feel like our dicks are bigger (bigger numbers!). Also more accurate than inches so there.

Which sounds bigger?:
"I have a 6 inch dick!"
"I have a 64 millimetre dick!"

by B-Drac October 28, 2003

twatmaster

Whoa, there's a definition for this word already?

Twatmaster < Cuntmaster
Twatmaster > Hymenmaster

by B-Drac November 8, 2003

oxymoron

Organized Religion
Manic depressive
Pepsi Cola
Ham Burger
Bible Studies

<John:> You sir, are an oxymoron!
<PepsiCola:> Yes!

by B-Drac August 2, 2003

sworded

To be impaled by a knight deep into the skin.

Oh, this is the worst game I've ever played!

by B-Drac August 2, 2003

pokemon man

Synonym for 40-year-old virgin. See comic book guy.

A Pokémon man is commonly seen with a belt with a Pokéball in the middle, a small T-Shirt with Pikachu on it (exposing his enormous belly), the same cap Ash Ketchum wears, a pony tail, a Pokémon Card Collection. These people are also known as fans of Star Wars, Star Trek, Hamtaro and Superman.

by B-Drac September 18, 2003

sentence enhancers

Fuck, shit, piss, titties and B-Drac.

"Get off my lawn, you fuck."

"Feed my fish, shit-brick."

"I couldn't give a piss about your grades."

"Hey titties, where're my boots?"

"Hey B-Drac, I heard you were a billionare."

by B-Drac November 29, 2003