B warden's definitions

sucking fexy

a semi-politicaly correct way to say Fucking Sexy amoung mixed company.

Dang momma aunt Cindy Lou is Sucking Fexy!!

by B Warden March 25, 2007

choad charmer

A choad Charmer is a fictioal personal hygiene product used to prevent excessive odor from the choad, bifkin, grundle or taint. May also be called the taint tamer.

Man my ball sack sure is rank. I shure wish that someone would come out with a deoderant for your taint. Maybe they could call it the choad charmer!

by B Warden March 26, 2007

tube sock lesbian

A tube sock lesbian is an unatractive lesbian that is very butch. Often seen wearing colored stripped tube socks, walks their wallet on a chain and often has side burns.

Dude did you see those old tube sock lesbians. Yeah!, they weren't those pretty lipstic porno lesbians that's for shure!

by B Warden March 25, 2007

dog knot

A pile of shit that has a pretzel like appearance much like that of a large dog.

Who in the hell left this nasty ass dog knot in the toilet!!!!

I was walking on the lawn and stepped in a giant don knot.

by B Warden March 28, 2007

fart wafter

Someone that is a connaisseur of flatulence. After release the fart wafter will cup their hand in an attempt to capture the odor and deliver it to the nose much like wine tasting.

I saw John in his office smelling his hand. It looks like he is a fart wafter.

by B warden April 1, 2007

chunky charms

A term used to describe a cute chubby girl.

Dude I think that chunky charms is realy into me!!!

by B warden April 1, 2007

shit over a six rail fence

This would mean you have to shit really bad. So bad that you could shit over the top rail of a six rail fence which would be 9 feet or so.

Man after eating lunch from the mexican roach coach I fell like I could shit over a six rail fence .

by B warden April 1, 2007