Definitions by B to the K

erk 

A rare and uncommon phenomenon in which a person attempts open a car door simultaneously with the owner of the car unlocking it, resulting in the car door remaining in a locked position.

hey clark, did you just erk it?

erk by B to the K April 25, 2009

Oh my gaysh 

an exclamation used when an someone is presented with an unfavorable event that is gay. Origins of the word can be traced back to a combination of the popular phrase "oh my god!" and the word gay.

Oh my gaysh! I just spilled beer all over myself!

Oh my gaysh by B to the K April 25, 2009