hasbean

A adult female (like Anne Heche) who has affairs with women and declares herself lesbian when young but decides later that she's really hetero and becomes a totally straight hausfrau, married, PTA, making apple pies, the works, making the 100% dykes rather bitter.

PRONOUNCED so as to rhyme with "lesbian."

Oh she was hot for pussy in college, but like so many now she's just a hasbean.

by Axel von Auersperg December 06, 2005

extreme heels

Women's high heel shoes, usually at least 5 inches tall, which appeal to shoe fetishes and inspire a desire for "shoe sex" (q.v.).

"He bought me a pair of extreme heels to go with the seamed stockings he always wants me to wear."

by Axel von Auersperg December 02, 2003