4 definitions by Awesome sauce 69
When your friends think they are so funny to the point you would literally need the stage crew at a Trevor Noah show to tell you to laugh.
by Awesome sauce 69 June 14, 2018
When a female kidnaps multiple men and holds captive until at least having eight in custody. At this point she places each in a head gate where they are able to eat a high protein ration. Meanwhile the woman attaches a modified set of milking equipment and removes the semen from each male. This is repeated twice a day for years, until each male dies off or has to be put down.
Isn't is sad what happened to Jeremy? Eight years ago he went missing, and they found his body last week in a milking parlor.
by Awesome sauce 69 June 14, 2018
When a man slides his bedpost into his asshole and then has his girlfriend such his dick. Hence he is the popsicle and he is being sucked.
Me and my girl were tryna spice it up. I tried to be a human popsicle. Once that post tickled my prostate it was game over.
by Awesome sauce 69 December 3, 2020
The act of tearing a hole through a woman's belly button with your dominant hand during sex and jerking off your dick that is in her vaginal cavity. It's easier on MILF with past Cesarean section surgery's as scars are easier to rip open once again.
Alston was Ball's deep in Autumn last week. After an hour and a half, It just wasn't enough so he decided to do the loophole. Came after five minutes. Best sex ever!
by Awesome sauce 69 June 14, 2018