Definitions by Awesome Ari

Cream Trencher 

A Cream Trencher is a black man in a fashionable trench coat who is in charge of drenching Toaster Dippers with cream.

Toaster Dipper: God, I wish I had twelve Cream Trenchers here to drench me in cream.
12 Cream Trenchers: Hello.

Cream Trencher by Awesome Ari October 23, 2023

Toaster Dipping 

Toaster dipping is when you and your buddy get together with twelve cream trenchers and let them drench you in cream. It is the manliest activity possible.

Shang: do you wanna go toaster dipping with me
Ari: what
Shang: yeah
Ari: whats toaster dipping
Shang: real stuff for men

Toaster Dipping by Awesome Ari October 9, 2023

WWYBWTCMCPT 

WWYBWTCMCPT is an acronym for "Where will you be where the Craig machine comes partyin' through".

"And the question for you, is not what would Jesus do, but WWYBWTCMCPT?"

WWYBWTCMCPT by Awesome Ari July 3, 2023