Definitions by Awd Muck Spreader

Btech 

A substitute for toilet paper.

As in: "we seem to have run out of toilet paper" ; "it's OK, use that Btech certificate"

Btech by Awd Muck Spreader October 26, 2018

Chap catcher 

A toilet seat that unexpectedly falls down while the (usually) male is urinating. Delivery a blow to the bishop's mitre.

"bloody hell my cock has just caught a blow from the chap catcher"

Chap catcher by Awd Muck Spreader October 26, 2018

Btech Boy 

1. Someone too thick or lazy to study for A levels
2. The family thicko

1. "poor Algernon such a btech boy, if only he'd studied he wouldn't be w
orking as a burger flipper in Macdonalds"
2. "Jonty's hoping to get the position of village idiot"

Btech Boy by Awd Muck Spreader October 26, 2018