Aunt Tifa Lockhart's definitions

conspiracy fallacy

A fallacy of the form: Conspiracies happen, therefore the conspiracy I believe in is happening.

"An elite globalist cult of Democrats and Hollywood stars is eating babies and harvesting their adrenochrome and the only person who can stop them is Donald Trump"

"Don't you think that's a bit tinfoilhatty"

"Actually conspiracies happen! Like for example the NSA's wiretapping program."

"That's the conspiracy fallacy. Don't you think that QAnon bullshit is just a bit too bizarre?"

"Whatever, sheeple."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 31, 2020

mitch mcconnell

A backup of sewage drains into one's domecile

House got condemned after a mitch mcconnell

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019

Glenn Greenwald

The level of absurd 4chan politics at which you are willing to think Hunter Biden's alleged emails are a more serious issue than Neo-Nazis.

The guy I dated 10 years ago has gone full Glenn Greenwald

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 30, 2020

Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi

What Trump desperately wants May Day to be.

"I declare May 1st Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi."
"No, it's May Day, aka International Labor Day. Fuck off, orange viceroy, and tell King Putin to fuck off as well."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 18, 2018