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Aunt Tifa Lockhart's definitions

conspiracy fallacy

A fallacy of the form: Conspiracies happen, therefore the conspiracy I believe in is happening.
"An elite globalist cult of Democrats and Hollywood stars is eating babies and harvesting their adrenochrome and the only person who can stop them is Donald Trump"

"Don't you think that's a bit tinfoilhatty"

"Actually conspiracies happen! Like for example the NSA's wiretapping program."

"That's the conspiracy fallacy. Don't you think that QAnon bullshit is just a bit too bizarre?"

"Whatever, sheeple."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 31, 2020
mugGet the conspiracy fallacymug.

worst President ever

A term that both accurately describes Donald J. Trump and strangely falls far short of addressing the severity of his transgressions.
Calling Trump the worst President ever feels like it's not even close to describing just how terrible he was?
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 19, 2020
mugGet the worst President evermug.

Donald Trump

The reason no conservative should ever be taken seriously ever again.
"We just have different opinions about how to address the pro--"
"Donald Trump, now fuck off"
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020
mugGet the Donald Trumpmug.

silent majority

A word used by the loud, gerrymandered minority with entirely too much power to refer to themselves.
"WERRR THE SSILENT MAJORITY LIBS THESE COLORS DONT RUN EAGLE PATRIOT"
"ok"
"WATS MAD LIBS TRIGGERED OWNED THE LIBS JESUS CHRISTMAS WAR"
"be more silent"
"OMG ITS LITERALLY 1984 NAPOLEON SNOWFLAKE FARMER JOHN"
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 21, 2020
mugGet the silent majoritymug.

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