2 definitions by Aunt Jeff
I was walking to the store to get beer and a bum stopped me outside to ask for change. Instead of giving him change, I slapped upside his stank-ass head and proceeded to go purchase my thirty bird for later that evening.
by Aunt Jeff April 9, 2008
Jamal: "Sup you cracker-ass fool."
Fredrick Wellington: "Good day to you sir."
Jamal: "I went to this banging party last night with all my home digities."
Fredrick Wellington: "Is that right my brown friend?"
Jamal: "I must have done got hobo drunk cuz I snapped off a log in ma draws. Ya herd you white mufuga."
Fredrick Wellington: "Intresting"...(sitting in a chair, legs crossed, puffing on a pipe while ready a fine leather-bound book).A long awkward pause occurs making both parties feel uncomfortable.
Jamal: "Touch me...."(Yet another awkward pause insues, not quite as long as the previous one).
Jamal: "...before I cut you!"
Fredrick Wellington: "Good day to you sir."
Jamal: "I went to this banging party last night with all my home digities."
Fredrick Wellington: "Is that right my brown friend?"
Jamal: "I must have done got hobo drunk cuz I snapped off a log in ma draws. Ya herd you white mufuga."
Fredrick Wellington: "Intresting"...(sitting in a chair, legs crossed, puffing on a pipe while ready a fine leather-bound book).A long awkward pause occurs making both parties feel uncomfortable.
Jamal: "Touch me...."(Yet another awkward pause insues, not quite as long as the previous one).
Jamal: "...before I cut you!"
by Aunt Jeff December 6, 2007