Definitions by Attrit Jàz

Hœrgüpjelly 

The Hœrgüpjelly is a rare delicacy and only a few have been fortunate enough to taste it. It's like a jelly but with the taste of a crepe if a crepe was the shape of a muesli bar, with a main flavour of love.

Seeing that very few people have the chance to eat Hœrgüpjelly, you might as well just kiss my lips as it tastes exactly the same as my regular lips.

Hœrgüpjelly by Attrit Jàz November 12, 2021

Green Flag

Vehicle Breakdown Experts

"You know Green Flag can pin point your precise location"
"That's Tree-mendous!"

Green Flag by Attrit Jàz April 17, 2021

E'swell 

When you mean to say as well, and then write an Urban Dic entry to make the point that this is actually a word, which refers to as well.

"Yeah, I'll have some e'swell"

"That's not a word Chris"

E'swell by Attrit Jàz September 4, 2020

Red Rusker

When you fuck a guy till his intestine rips, collect the mixture of blood and cum from his gaping hole in a dog bowl and make him drink it.

Did you see that fuckboy from work get a Red Rusker by Dominic after shift?

Red Rusker by Attrit Jàz April 6, 2020