Double Conspiracy

The ultimate cover up. Exposing a "conspiracy" that contradicts another conspiracy to cover up the pre-existing conspiracy.
Double Conspiracy:

The "news" gets "information" about a "conspiracy" that says global warming is a hoax. This information was actually fed to the news by a group of people who are trying to hide the existance of global warming.
by Atlec December 01, 2009
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Leveling up your paladin

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".
After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.
by Atlec November 03, 2005
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Luman

1 n. An offensive term meaning that one is of less than human or equal to animal decent.
2 n. One who sleeps on the floor at a lan party.
3 v. Lumaning, the act of hunting one that is less than human.
1. Man, that Josh guy is such a luman.
2. Don't be a luman, sleep up here... with all the cool people
3. I went lumaning last night and bagged me 3 good ones.
by Atlec November 07, 2005
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Backseat Gamer

1 adj. One who watches you play any video game, and tells you what to do while playing. When you lose they often blame it on you and call you a noob or mock you.
Lewis: Left, left, go left! keep your crosshairs up, crouch, crouch DAMNIT CROUCH

*Evan gets killed*

Evan: Guy... what the fuck? Lewis you're such a backseat gamer.
by Atlec November 09, 2005
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Beatrix Kiddo

1.Uma Thurmans character in Kill Bill Aka "the bride"

Most people don't understand the signifigance of the line "silly rabbit, trix are for kids" but is acctually a foreshadowing of her name.

2.Someone hunting for revenge.
1. Beatrix Kiddo is the character uma thurman plays in kill bill.

2. Yeah she went all Beatrix kiddo on his ass.
by Atlec April 09, 2006
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magic eight ball

A mystical pool ball enchanted to tell the future.
Person: Magic eight ball, how long until I get to 3rd base with my girlfriend

Magic Eight Ball: Ask again later
by Atlec January 20, 2006
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letter

A stupid thing that a girlfriend always wants you to send her.
Girlfriend : Send me a letter!
Me: wtf no *slap*
girlfriend : lets have the sex
by Atlec April 19, 2006
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