Definitions by Asterix

Adriel 

He is nice, humours, empathetic, sharing , intelligent, athletic, talented. When you meet Adriel the first thing that he does is makes you laugh. When you look at this guy he seem so happy but inside he has problems that he sometimes share to a few friends that he trust.

Adriel is nice.

Adriel by Asterix January 5, 2016

Porsche 993 

The last of the air-cooled porsche 911's when porsche engineered things properly. UK owners generally have beards, but not as grizzly as those of the 964 owners.

993 owner: I just changed the oil on my Porsche 993.

964 owner: Grr.. I got oil in my beard while I was changing the piston rings on my 964

996 owner: my engine blew up again.

Porsche 993 by asterix October 7, 2012

Collette 

Meaning 1. A woman born with one ball

Meaning 2. When for an unexpeted reason someones voice tone turns extremely low.

Meaning 1.

I saw this woman the other day, totally a collette.

Meaning 2. *someones talking and voice goes low* Dude u did a collete!

Collette by Asterix September 30, 2005

Tatey Masher Torture Tool 

A device that is used when people need to go to the toilet either for a shit or a piss and u dont let them, u take the tatey masher and stab their belly causing them to do their business there and then.
Great Party Trick :D

Someone tells u they need the toliet, u ascort them to the tatey masher torture tool and stab them unexpectedly!

Tatey Masher Torture Tool by Asterix September 30, 2005