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Goofy

A word that can be used in a variety of interesting ways.
We’re getting goofy tonight babe ;)

That’s goofy asf.

What a fucking goof!
by Asterisk Potato November 22, 2023
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God

A falsified leader of a religion that ultimately lead to the death of more people than any existing war.
“God” is kind of a dirtbag if you think about it
by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023
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Nightmare Chaser

A Nightmare Chaser is someone who frequently consumes psychedelic drugs with the sole intention of having a bad trip.
I heard betty had another bad trip but she seems chill, she must be a nightmare chaser.
by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023
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Joe Biden

An ancient political figure that somehow won the presidential election in 2020. Ever since, wars been raging around the world and everything has been really expensive.
Damn, that Joe Biden guy really knows his stuff!
by Asterisk Potato November 22, 2023
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Family Meeting

A Family Meeting is when a disgruntled mother decides she would like to gather the family for a pointless discussion. Typically, the rest of the family will do everything in their power to avoid this meeting.
Mom called for a family meeting this evening after finding out tommy was smoking a fat blunt in his bedroom and Dad was gone for three days unannounced.
by Asterisk Potato October 14, 2023
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God

A falsified leader of religion that ultimately lead to the death of more people than any existing war.
“God” is kind of a dirtbag if you think about it
by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023
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Meth-head

Typically a white man in his 30’s who likes flipping stolen items for money to buy meth and collecting useless shit. Most meth-heads have what I like to call a “ passion “. Some enjoy rapping, some like melting gold with a welding torch, some are in it for the gram.
Charley is a real Meth-head man, I saw him smoked out the other day rapping on the roof of a church.
by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023
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