Definitions by Asterisk Potato

Nightmare Chasing 

Nightmare Chasing is when someone who enjoys psychedelic drugs or a nightmare chaser purposefully consumes a psychedelic drug to have a bad trip.

I was nightmare chasing the other night and I think I’m into it

Nightmare Chasing by Asterisk Potato December 1, 2023

Goofy 

A word that can be used in a variety of interesting ways.

We’re getting goofy tonight babe ;)

That’s goofy asf.

What a fucking goof!

Goofy by Asterisk Potato November 22, 2023

Joe Biden

An ancient political figure that somehow won the presidential election in 2020. Ever since, wars been raging around the world and everything has been really expensive.

Damn, that Joe Biden guy really knows his stuff!

Joe Biden by Asterisk Potato November 22, 2023

God 

A falsified leader of a religion that ultimately lead to the death of more people than any existing war.

“God” is kind of a dirtbag if you think about it…

God by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

God 

A falsified leader of a religion that ultimately lead to the death of more people than any existing war.

“God” is kind of a dirtbag if you think about it…

God by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

God 

A falsified leader of religion that ultimately lead to the death of more people than any existing war.

“God” is kind of a dirtbag if you think about it…

God by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

Scratching my balls 

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

Scratching my balls by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023