Joe Biden

An ancient political figure that somehow won the presidential election in 2020. Ever since, wars been raging around the world and everything has been really expensive.

Damn, that Joe Biden guy really knows his stuff!

by Asterisk Potato November 22, 2023

God

A falsified leader of a religion that ultimately lead to the death of more people than any existing war.

“God” is kind of a dirtbag if you think about it…

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

Meth-head

Typically a white man in his 30’s who likes flipping stolen items for money to buy meth and collecting useless shit. Most meth-heads have what I like to call a “ passion “. Some enjoy rapping, some like melting gold with a welding torch, some are in it for the gram.

Charley is a real Meth-head man, I saw him smoked out the other day rapping on the roof of a church.

by Asterisk Potato December 02, 2023

Goofy

A word that can be used in a variety of interesting ways.

We’re getting goofy tonight babe ;)

That’s goofy asf.

What a fucking goof!

by Asterisk Potato November 22, 2023

Nightmare Chaser

A Nightmare Chaser is someone who frequently consumes psychedelic drugs with the sole intention of having a bad trip.

I heard betty had another bad trip but she seems chill, she must be a nightmare chaser.

by Asterisk Potato December 02, 2023

This Dude

A phrase used to humiliate someone who said something ridiculous or goofy.

Person 1: I heard that if you fuck a squirrel your dick turns big and black.

Person 2: This dude.

by Asterisk Potato December 02, 2023