Wedgie

When the back of your underwear is pulled up with great force.
One time i was sleeping over in my friends house. We were playing truth or dare and i picked dare.He dared me to let him give me every kind of wedgie coz if i said no i got kicked in the balls and had to drink his cum. He started off with a normal wedgie and that wasn't that bad. Then he gave me a jock lock wedgie. It wasn't 2 bad but then he started tickling me so i was squirming. Then he gave me a messy wedgie with toothpaste, whipped cream and spit. It was gross. Then i had to go home in the messy wedgie and get all my tighty whiteys (this was wen i still wore them). He gave me a ripper wedgie and that was really painful. Then i got a sky high wedgie which was really painful coz my ass was still sore from the ripper. Then i got a propeller wedgie. He tightened it so tight my ass started bleeding. Then i got a melvin, then a mervin and then an north, south, east, west wedgie. Then he gave me a break. I went into the bathroom to look at my ass in the mirror when he grabbed me and gave me a swirlie. Then i got a hanging wedgie. I fell asleep in it so he woke me up by hitting me in the balls. It was sooooo painful. He left me in the hanging wedgie for 3 hours. then i fell asleep again nd when i woke up i had pissed myself and was on the bone so my friend started taking pictures. He gave me an atomic wedgie when i woke up. Then for the last wedgie he made me take off all my clothes except my pee stained tighty whiteys and hung me from a tree in his front garden. It was so embarrassing and painful.
The next week he sleptover in my house so i dared him to get every wedgie. It was great. First i gave him a sky high ripper. Then i gave him a messy wedgie with shaving cream. Then he got a hanging wedgie. I left him there for 4 hours while taking pictures, feeding him and giving him water. He pissed and shit himself. For the last wedgie i brought him to the park(this was in the morning) and hung him off a tree for the whole day until 10 o clock. Just to extra get back at him i kicked him in the balls when he slept and ripped all his boxers so he only had tighty whiteys. The next day in gym i got everyone to give him a hanging wedgie and spit in it.
by Asspainandsoreballs February 26, 2009
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