Assman's definitions

the force

Sitting on the shitter and pushing as hard as you can

Your face goes red and you get all sweaty

by assman November 17, 2003

elie 4 bruno

netbattle celebrity
dcer

0mastar: OMFG I GOT BRUNOED

by Assman March 10, 2005

beandip

dirty mexican.

Those beandips are looking through my trash for cans.

by assman February 17, 2004

Kraig Vasquez

A variation of the brother blumpkin in which the giver is finished with an abe lincoln and adds a mustache created from the other's excrement.

Sosa was so drunk last night that he willingly received a kraig vasquez.

by Assman December 2, 2004