Bum

nothin better than a fine woman's "Bum", they make me happy in the pants (if u know what i mean)

that chick has a nice bum i sure would like to stick my willy in it.

by assman July 16, 2003

tampi

A special kind of tampon that is shot out of a gun (called a tam-pod) and is launched into another woman's vagina at 795 TPM (tampons per minute) this helps those sudden attacks of nasty smelling blood shooting out of your crotch!

SHIT, THERES BLOOD SHOOTING OUT OF MY VAGINA, WHO WANTS TO USE THE TAM-POD AND SHOOT A TAMPI INTO it?

by assman February 22, 2004

the force

Sitting on the shitter and pushing as hard as you can

Your face goes red and you get all sweaty

by assman November 17, 2003

Kraig Vasquez

A variation of the brother blumpkin in which the giver is finished with an abe lincoln and adds a mustache created from the other's excrement.

Sosa was so drunk last night that he willingly received a kraig vasquez.

by Assman December 03, 2004