Assman's definitions

tampi

A special kind of tampon that is shot out of a gun (called a tam-pod) and is launched into another woman's vagina at 795 TPM (tampons per minute) this helps those sudden attacks of nasty smelling blood shooting out of your crotch!

SHIT, THERES BLOOD SHOOTING OUT OF MY VAGINA, WHO WANTS TO USE THE TAM-POD AND SHOOT A TAMPI INTO it?

by assman February 22, 2004

asstalk

Talking out of your ass.

Deborah, that's ASSTALK!! ASSTALK, Deborah!! ASSTALK!!

by assman March 7, 2004

booger bears

Ugly Girls

Quoting Snoop
"who let these booger bears out their cage?"

by assman February 10, 2004

Bum

nothin better than a fine woman's "Bum", they make me happy in the pants (if u know what i mean)

that chick has a nice bum i sure would like to stick my willy in it.

by assman July 16, 2003