asstalk

Talking out of your ass.

Deborah, that's ASSTALK!! ASSTALK, Deborah!! ASSTALK!!

by assman March 08, 2004

steelicks

skinny, pale, coffee addict who likes pokemon

Steelicks: cs is sexy

by Assman March 12, 2005

the force

Sitting on the shitter and pushing as hard as you can

Your face goes red and you get all sweaty

by assman November 17, 2003

Kraig Vasquez

A variation of the brother blumpkin in which the giver is finished with an abe lincoln and adds a mustache created from the other's excrement.

Sosa was so drunk last night that he willingly received a kraig vasquez.

by Assman December 03, 2004