coke and pepsi

A phrase meaning a dick and a pussy.

My coke went into her pepsi

by Assholes Inc. September 05, 2003

Honda

A Honda is Like a Tampon - Every Pussy Has One.

The only people who drive hondas are wapanese and faggots.

by Assholes Inc. August 20, 2006

sick fuck

The people who made AOL

none needed.

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit

1. The longest name for a city world. The poetic name for Bangkok, the capital of Thailand.

2. A word Bill Gates looks at while masterbating.

Hey look everyone, I wrote a definition for "Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit", aren't I special.

by Assholes Inc. September 15, 2003

ass

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

by Assholes Inc. August 30, 2003

Blue Screen of Death

Something that is now virtually extinct, thanks to Microsoft's brand new stable OS.

"OH NO!!!!1MY WIDNWOZ 3.1 HSA CARAHSED!!!!!!!!11111"
"You need Windows XP, dipshit. Welcome to the real world."

by Assholes Inc. September 03, 2003

crApple

The proper term for Apple.

The iMac, the Powermac, the iPod... what will crapple think of next?

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003