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david allen coe

sometimes spelled as David Allan Coe

country singer-songwriter who peaked in the late 1970s

personified outlaw country music with tattoos, ear rings, long hair and a connection to motorcycle gangs

Coe served time in an Ohio state prison

wrote the song Take This Job and Shove It, which became a #1 hit in 1978 as covered by Johnny Paycheck

wrote several racist, sexist and homophobic (the trifecta of anti-liberalism - yet funny) songs released as underground or X-rated albums

his underground album is difficult to find today and rare

among his underground songs is the classic "Fvck Anita Bryant"
"They tell me I look like Merle Haggard, but sound a lot like David Allen Coe," Longhaired Redneck (1976)

David Allan Coe is one of the funniest racists in country music.

If you think Ice Cube is OK but hate the lyrics of David Allen Coe, you're a hypocrite.
by Assex 776 November 18, 2007
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Buck O'Neil

Manager of the Kansas City Monarchs baseball team.

A man who defined class, honor and integrity in a world that is often vacuous and unfair to great men
Buck O'Neill had the kind of character that would have made him an excellent choice to be the first black President of the United States.
by Assex 776 October 19, 2007
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anita bryant

A co-founder of the Religious Right - a conservative, Christian, political movement in the United States that began in the late 1970s and continues to the present day.

Politically to the Right of more traditional evangelicals like the Rev. Billy Graham

Led a political crusade against homosexuality in the late 1970s that killed her career, while simultaneously opening the door for the Moral Majority - Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell - into mainstream politics.

Bryant is largely responsible for the ascendancy of Ronald Reagan to the White House in 1980.

In the late 1960s and early 1970s, Bryant had been a model, a singer and an Florida orange juice spokesperson.

A largely unsung martyr for the Christian Right in the U.S. and arguably the most effective political spokeswoman in the past 30 years.
Anita Bryant turned fear of homosexual child molesters into an artform.

Without Anita Bryant's "Save Our Children" campaign during Jimmy Carter's first term, Carter may have had a chance at a second term.
by Assex 776 September 27, 2007
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AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

In America, Affirmative Action was a product of the Great Society policies of President Lyndon Baines Johnson. It was first codified into law under a series of Executive Orders (not approved by Congress, in other words), which stated that munitions manufacturers including private firms doing business with the federal government should "take affirmative action" in hiring minorities - at the time defined almost solely as African Americans.

As the Vietnam War dragged on under President Richard Milhous Nixon, Affirmative Action became part of a wider government program to bribe inner city blacks to get with the program and support their government. Of course, Affirmative Action, welfare (started under FDR in the 1930s) and other government handouts did nothing to increase the love that black people had for the federal government.

By 1978 liberal activism was under attack. President Jimmy Carter had expanded Johnson's liberal social programs to their ultimate extreme, and white, middle class Americans began to look toward the Republican Party and their rising star, Ronald Reagan, for new political direction. That same year, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 against quotas for the first time in the landmark California Board of Regents vs. Allan Bakke decision. However, Affirmative Action was far from dead and buried.

Today Affirmative Action remains rooted in American policy, although most Americans including many African-Americans find Affirmative Action outmoded for the much less racist atmosphere of the 21st Century.

Inexplicably Affirmative Action still exists, even after the election of Barack Obama.
Affirmative Action put that white guy with a college degree in the unemployment line, while that black guy who can't even write his own name got the promotion.

Asians and Jews are also targets of racism, but they get none of the benefits of Affirmative Action. It's punishment for their success, I assume.

Jesse "Affirmative Action" Jackson got Nike to loan him $600 million dollars after threatening a boycott. What an extortionist piece of shit he is.
by Assex 776 December 9, 2008
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Eddie Vedder

A San Diego-based rock star/surfer who took over the helm of the moribund, Seattle, grunge band Mother Love Bone and turned it into the mega-platnum, hit machine Pearl Jam in 1991.

Sang on the album Ten which was one of the five most influential albums of the 1990s (along with Nirvana's Nevermind, Dr Dre's the Chronic, Alice in Chains' Facelift and Slayer's Seasons in the Abyss)

Is an example of a good yuppie - rich but cares about the environment, ending racism/sexism/homophobia and electing liberal Democrats to office.

Used to swing from the rafters like Tarzan and give free concerts like the Day on the Green in Lawrence, Kansas, in 1992. (I was there).
"I'm Eddie Vedder, and I care about the environment."

Thousands of sexy chicks cheer and throw their panties on the stage.
by Assex 776 September 29, 2007
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gay sex

The kind of sex that hurts real bad inside your butt or tastes yucky going down your throat. Or at least I've read that or saw it on TV or something. Because I'm not gay, and neither are you. Never mind.
Gay sex is gross. Felching is obnoxious.
by Assex 776 January 1, 2008
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arthur bryant's

Arthur Bryant's is the best BBQ restaurant in the world bar none. The main location is northeast of the corner of 18th and Brooklyn in Kansas City, Missouri. It was jazz saxophonist Charlie "Bird" Parker's favorite restaurant.

Among the list of celebrities, who cite Bryant's as the best BBQ in America: John Kerry; Steven Speilburg; Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter; Danny Glover; R. Lee Ermey; James Spader; Sally Field; etc.
I just chartered a private jet from Los Angeles, because I wanted to fly to Kansas City and get some Arthur Bryant's BBQ. It's the best BBQ on earth.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
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