Definitions by Ass man

apples in a sock 

breasts that are found on a women usually over the age of 60

that old babes tits look like apples in a sock.

apples in a sock by ass man May 2, 2006

apples in a sock 

droopy boobs normally seen on a women over 60

that old babe's boobs look like apples in a sock

apples in a sock by ass man May 1, 2006

shit shoveler 

A Gay ass raming person.
A boner riding bastard.

U shit shoveling fuck

shit shoveler by Ass man November 27, 2003

venetia 

extremely good looking female, once thought to be some kind of goddess but since human interaction seems like a reachable goal.

genes sister

venetia by ass man September 5, 2003