AshtyBoi's definitions

caught yellow-handed

When you catch someone urinating somewhere they shouldn't be.

Cat: urinating in bathtub
Someone who wants to take a bath: notices cat urinating in bathtub Caught yellow-handed! Shoo! Shoo!
Cat: runs away

by AshtyBoi September 12, 2021

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by AshtyBoi September 6, 2021

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by AshtyBoi August 24, 2021

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by AshtyBoi August 10, 2021

technicolour yawn

when you yawn in technicolour.
(but it's much more messy too)

Person 1: I'm so tired! (does a technicolour yawn)
(notices the mess on the floor)
I never knew that's what "technicolour yawn" means!

by AshtyBoi September 5, 2021

Barney Error

We interrupt this definition to give you a Barney Error. Barney was killed by David. Do not scroll down... or else...

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! You scrolled down! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 3728763728736728276781982789182789189019829109281878193798638096148610647476569641704174560546745601647160476017606701767637326380832398064864760548575892789797249868304 years! You have to upgrade to Urban Dictionary 2! Now I will scare you!
(Barney Error scares you)

by AshtyBoi September 5, 2021

Updog

What you always smell every once in a while. Also known for being extremely unfunny.

Jimmy: It smells like updog in here.
Mark: What's updog?
Jimmy: Nothing much, what's up with you, dog?
Mark: Har har har.

by AshtyBoi August 12, 2021