Asdf's definitions

borked

something that is fucked up beyond beleif...

holy shit my computer is borked i cant even turn this on

My word not yours cory windham!

by asdf November 17, 2002

the laps

lesbian anal poop sex

quaids got the laps

by asdf December 5, 2003

bagger

person who makes fun of or insults someone for no good reason

by asdf May 19, 2003

Oedipus

Some who is turned on by large McDonalds Workers

"Hey, Taylox, lets go to McDonalds"

by asdf September 7, 2004

Lostprophets

A welsh band consisting of 6 members, having released two full CDs on columbia records. Their first cd was called "The Fake Sound of Progress", their second "Start Something." They were relativaly unknown until their second cd, which clear channel sucked up like the goddamn cock suckers they are. Lostprophets have been compared to Linkin Park, Avenged Sevenfold, and Papa Roach. They play alterinatve rock, with a little hardcore. "startsomething" came out on febuary 3rd, 2004, and multiple songs from that cd were played on the radio, exploding their popularity levels. Since then, those to CDs remain the only released, however more are expected.

"Lostprophets are an excellent welsh band who play alternitive rock."

by asdf September 30, 2004

Christian-Music

The Christian- prefix on any musical genre stands for the employment of that particular genre as a means for brainwashing. Fortunately the makers of Christian- music usually do not understand the genre they are trying to emulate and do a very poor job.

Christian-Music, Christian-Rock, Christian-Rap, Christian-BongoSitarYodelHarmonicaEuphoniumGroove

by asdf February 18, 2009

Lifetime

a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.

I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians

by asdf March 17, 2004