Definitions by Artie D.

bill paxton's ass 

A pejorative adjective used to describe a repulsive or otherwise unpleasant occurrence.

"Ew! Look at that fat woman in the bikini."

"Gross. That is so bill paxton's ass."

bill paxton's ass by Artie D. May 2, 2006

hide the salami

A euphemism for homosexual intercourse.

I caught Ace playing hide the salami with Gary.

hide the salami by Artie D. May 1, 2006

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building 

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building by Artie D. May 1, 2006