Artie D.'s definitions

bill paxton's ass

A pejorative adjective used to describe a repulsive or otherwise unpleasant occurrence.

"Ew! Look at that fat woman in the bikini."

"Gross. That is so bill paxton's ass."

by Artie D. May 2, 2006

hide the salami

A euphemism for homosexual intercourse.

I caught Ace playing hide the salami with Gary.

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

by Artie D. May 1, 2006