Artie D.'s definitions

bill paxton's ass

A pejorative adjective used to describe a repulsive or otherwise unpleasant occurrence.

"Ew! Look at that fat woman in the bikini."

"Gross. That is so bill paxton's ass."

by Artie D. May 2, 2006

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

hide the salami

A euphemism for homosexual intercourse.

I caught Ace playing hide the salami with Gary.

by Artie D. May 1, 2006