Big Dick Monty

The title of a man with a 9 inch girth that flops out of his footy shorts when rackin up 39 disposals. Upon captaincy you gain 6 inches.

He's cute, He's tall, He's got gorgeous eyes, and a stunning smile. I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head didnt he? That's right, it was Big Dick Monty.

by Arthur Brimsby May 02, 2019

garnaut

big strong, brolic, sweaty, African American fella. Great with the ladies, better with the men. Has a minimum 10 inch cock.

Karen: "have you met a Garnaut?"
John: "No, why?"
Karen: *smiles* "c'mon I'll introduce you."

by Arthur Brimsby May 07, 2018