Definitions by Arthur Brimsby

Big Dick Monty

The title of a man with a 9 inch girth that flops out of his footy shorts when rackin up 39 disposals. Upon captaincy you gain 6 inches.

He's cute, He's tall, He's got gorgeous eyes, and a stunning smile. I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head didnt he? That's right, it was Big Dick Monty.

Big Dick Monty by Arthur Brimsby May 2, 2019

garnaut 

big strong, brolic, sweaty, African American fella. Great with the ladies, better with the men. Has a minimum 10 inch cock.

Karen: "have you met a Garnaut?"
John: "No, why?"
Karen: *smiles* "c'mon I'll introduce you."

garnaut by Arthur Brimsby May 7, 2018