Kirrence

A word derived from the Australian kiff used to describe the overall mediocrities within a series of events, or entities.
Redmundo's stash was quite kirrence due to lack of funds
by Art Vandalay November 22, 2003
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Newy

Shorthand slang to describe the city of Newcastle, Australia. A term generally only used by locals of the region.
Lets go into newy for a skate
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003
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scatterbrain

The add-on effects of being scattered. Mass congestion of lost axons in the brain due to copious drug consumption. Scatterbrain differs from being scattered in that thought processing is realistically unachievable and conversation comprehension is below that of a heavyweight boxer.
See also - Scat - (Diego)
Fresh-C, suffering from the symptoms of scatterbrain, had to do a glassy shift in at the R-ey, but the resultant jubilation of hooking up a root was hastidly polarised by the fact that 74 Schooner Glasses are now causing elderly vets to slip discs.
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003
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Puzla

A Puzla is an individual whose homosexual desires outbalance the need for social stability
Bonus is quite the puzla.
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003
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bonus

An individual who has the personality traits of a sheep, whilst still managing to upset the friendship equillibrium in any peer group.
James's tyres will be deflated because he is such a bonus!
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003
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Art Vandalay

(Seinfeld) An imaginary character dreamed up by George and Jerry while they were trying to come up with an excuse for stalking some poor unfortunate woman. It's such a nice name I decided to change mine, so I did. Now it's my name. Sorry, Jerry.
by Art Vandalay March 29, 2003
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Raz

To drive a vehicle in a hastily manner
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003
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