Art Vandalay's definitions
(Seinfeld) An imaginary character dreamed up by George and Jerry while they were trying to come up with an excuse for stalking some poor unfortunate woman. It's such a nice name I decided to change mine, so I did. Now it's my name. Sorry, Jerry.
by Art Vandalay March 29, 2003

A word derived from billy, a Bilch is a device that facilitates the need for smoke to be filtered through a section of tubing, half immersed in water and enclosed by a casing of some description.
"Bilch" may also be used to term a freshly packed cone.
See also - bong
"Bilch" may also be used to term a freshly packed cone.
See also - bong
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

An RSL Club. Specifically a venue where congregations of elderly people manifest into a mass congestion daily at 4pm for the earlybird dinner session; at which time any individual standing in the direct line of fire in the buffet will be trampled by several prosthetic and non-prosthetic limbs.
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

An individual who has the personality traits of a sheep, whilst still managing to upset the friendship equillibrium in any peer group.
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Old Mate can be used to isolate a single individual out of a returned servicemen's earlybird dinner special at the local.
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

A scab-layered encrusted coating over the female vaginal area causing a build-up of secreted moisture to form mould over the surrounding snatch.
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

by Art Vandalay November 24, 2003
