Art Vandalay's definitions

Bilch

A word derived from billy, a Bilch is a device that facilitates the need for smoke to be filtered through a section of tubing, half immersed in water and enclosed by a casing of some description.

"Bilch" may also be used to term a freshly packed cone.
See also - bong

Goin to have a bilch with the Asian at the affair?

Thats a phat bilch you scumbag.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

R-ey

An RSL Club. Specifically a venue where congregations of elderly people manifest into a mass congestion daily at 4pm for the earlybird dinner session; at which time any individual standing in the direct line of fire in the buffet will be trampled by several prosthetic and non-prosthetic limbs.

Come down to the R-ey for a poke old mate

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Smozza

The act of smoking in the form of a session

Slobodan and Riffo went for a smozza.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Slobsy

"Slobsy" or "Slobodan" is a way to describe a human who has the uncanny ability to talk mindlessly, whilst fossicking and rumaging through lunch boxes, whilst chargin a bilch at the same time!

Eyyyyy Slobsy!

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Raz

To drive a vehicle in a hastily manner

Fuck you raz that commy too much!

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Mouldy Snatch

A scab-layered encrusted coating over the female vaginal area causing a build-up of secreted moisture to form mould over the surrounding snatch.

I ain't touchin that chicks mouldy snatch with a forty-foot pole.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Pezla

See Pez - Diego
A word specifically designed to appropriate a smaller quantity than desired of a certain product, item or entity

"Zigga, how bout i pack the next one up...cause that last cone was a fuckin pezla!"

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003