Art Vandalay's definitions

Rez

See Resin
Rez is the shorthand term for the build-up of chemically incinerated marijuana, generally collecting around bongs, pipes and cones, amongst other things.

Rez can also be put into the context of a comment or snide remark that is extremely distasteful for the person on the receiving end

Rez water is defined as the accumulation of the seedy water found idleing rancidly at the bottom of any household bilch

1. "Oh No! The CP fell on Gill's new beige pants, thus creating a culture of rez and rez akin by-products"

2. "You are posso the biggest rez dog in the known quasar"

3. "Don't tell me old mate drank the rez water again, thats the 7th time this month!"

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Djuzla

The shorthand Australian slang for a hotel or pub whose premises title specifically begins with "The duke of..."

I, Diamond Joe Quimby, hereby declare that The Duke Of Wellington Hotel be known from this day forward as "The Djuzla"

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Bilch

A word derived from billy, a Bilch is a device that facilitates the need for smoke to be filtered through a section of tubing, half immersed in water and enclosed by a casing of some description.

"Bilch" may also be used to term a freshly packed cone.
See also - bong

Goin to have a bilch with the Asian at the affair?

Thats a phat bilch you scumbag.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

R-ey

An RSL Club. Specifically a venue where congregations of elderly people manifest into a mass congestion daily at 4pm for the earlybird dinner session; at which time any individual standing in the direct line of fire in the buffet will be trampled by several prosthetic and non-prosthetic limbs.

Come down to the R-ey for a poke old mate

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Art Vandalay

(Seinfeld) An imaginary character dreamed up by George and Jerry while they were trying to come up with an excuse for stalking some poor unfortunate woman. It's such a nice name I decided to change mine, so I did. Now it's my name. Sorry, Jerry.

by Art Vandalay March 29, 2003

bonus

An individual who has the personality traits of a sheep, whilst still managing to upset the friendship equillibrium in any peer group.

James's tyres will be deflated because he is such a bonus!

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Kirrence

A word derived from the Australian kiff used to describe the overall mediocrities within a series of events, or entities.

Redmundo's stash was quite kirrence due to lack of funds

by Art Vandalay November 22, 2003