Art Mauck's definitions

blandenize

The (sometimes quick) process whereby an interesting idea, song, or object becomes so trite and smarmy that you are ashamed you ever thought it was cool to begin with.

"I've heard that song so many times now that it's become blandenized faster than pet rocks did."

by Art Mauck December 9, 2008

OTD

literally: Out of Town Dick. A gay male tourist visiting your town.

Art was lucky he lived in a tourist town, as he never seemed able to find any local men to hook up with and was forced to hit on OTD for sex.

by Art Mauck December 9, 2008

blandenize

The (sometimes quick) process whereby an interesting idea, song, or object becomes so trite and smarmy that you are ashamed you ever thought it was cool to begin with.

"I've heard that song so many times now that it's become blandenized faster than pet rocks did."

by Art Mauck August 24, 2007