Definitions by Armstrong Editorial

In the Bleeds 

When someone in the graphic design and publishing industry is overwhelmingly busy. Similar to In the Weeds.

"I can't stop right now because I'm in the bleeds with two ads, one magazine layout and a logo proposal."

"I'm so in the bleeds today that I barely had time to nuke my HotPocket."

In the Bleeds by Armstrong Editorial January 31, 2009

workalanche 

When the pile of "to do" stuff on your desk gets so big it slides off onto the floor, or chair or hapless victim.

You better stop spending so much time on internet porn before you get buried in a workalanche.

workalanche by Armstrong Editorial January 14, 2009

Pornytail

A ponytail, when worn on a male, that makes the wearer look like a porn star.

Did you see that guy's pornytail?

"I'm thinking about growing my hair long." "Why? So you can wear a pornytail?"

Pornytail by Armstrong Editorial November 3, 2008

re-Word 

The act of having to re-open a Word 2007 document and save it as a previous version of Word to re-send to someone because no one else but you can open it due to Microsoft's new 2007 formatting.

Dear Office 2003 User, I am attaching the re-Worded documents since you are too lazy to download the plugin needed to open it.

re-Word by Armstrong Editorial August 5, 2008