Slutpocalypse

The period of time after one re-ups, as in replenishes their drug supply, that is characterized by the continuing appearance of slutty desperate creatures looking to suck, fuck, and stroke for their next high.
Guys we have to move locations this slutpocalypse is bringing too much attention.
by Arlian Obtuse January 14, 2020
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LaBootomy

The act of smashing, screwing, or preforming anal sex so adequately that the recipient has in effect been lobotomized through their anus.
Don’t plan on hearing from Kelly for some time; I preformed a straight up LaBootomy after club Inferno last night.
by Arlian Obtuse January 14, 2020
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