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Butt Snorkeler 

Species of obsequious and sycophantic acolyte with no sense of self-worth and an outstanding desire to please the powerful.
As a butt snorkeler he had his head so far up his leader's arse that he needed a snorkel to breathe
Butt Snorkeler by Argus Tuft 2 August 13, 2022
Australian pejorative for a piece of low life: "3 foot lower than an asshole "
Behind his back Harry's friends called him "Ankles" because he slept with his best friend's girlfriend.
Ankles by Argus Tuft 2 December 21, 2018
Titbait is online content that uses sensationalized headlines and text descriptions and pictures of tempting tits to tempt a person into clicking to view the original web article at the source publication. Titbait like "Clickbait" tends to spread quickly through social media and sharing sites, such as Facebook and Twitter. Each click and view of the tit article typically generates advertisement-based revenue for the publication.
I love looking at pix of the kardasians it is real titbait.
Titbait by Argus Tuft 2 June 7, 2018