3 definitions by Aress Carol Emjee
Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”
by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019
I believe in carsonism.
by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018
The almighty deity that oversees Andromeda in a far away galaxy. Space God Carson controls the fates of all known life in the galaxy.
Space God Carson was displeased with the trivial planet and thus summoned a black hole to consume the infidels
by Aress Carol Emjee May 30, 2019