Definitions by Aress Carol Emjee

Space God Carson 

The almighty deity that oversees Andromeda in a far away galaxy. Space God Carson controls the fates of all known life in the galaxy.

Space God Carson was displeased with the trivial planet and thus summoned a black hole to consume the infidels

Space God Carson by Aress Carol Emjee May 30, 2019

Zen Carsonism 

Accomplishment of something through inactivity

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

Zen Carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019

carsonism 

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018