Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”
by Aress Carol Emjee January 08, 2019
I believe in carsonism.
by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018
The almighty deity that oversees Andromeda in a far away galaxy. Space God Carson controls the fates of all known life in the galaxy.
Space God Carson was displeased with the trivial planet and thus summoned a black hole to consume the infidels
by Aress Carol Emjee May 30, 2019