Aress Carol Emjee's definitions

carsonism

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

Zen Carsonism

Accomplishment of something through inactivity

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019

Space God Carson

The almighty deity that oversees Andromeda in a far away galaxy. Space God Carson controls the fates of all known life in the galaxy.

Space God Carson was displeased with the trivial planet and thus summoned a black hole to consume the infidels

by Aress Carol Emjee May 30, 2019