3 definitions by Ardicurry ethanfatty ashdaddy

Brown Indian, small, a nerd and has a red dot on his five head. His girlfriend Natalie can’t even have natural hair colour so he has to buy hair dye all the time and he’s very racist because he’s jealous that all of us have better things then him.
Ardithakur: rajabaja son calling from India

Us: bye
Ardi: no no raja man wait arr we offer $60 a month and no internet

Us: please do not call me again

Ardi: please I am forced to play cricket help me get some rupees and I love nethme
Us: sorry I can’t give you rupees and I’m not going to help you with that
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He’s very fat hide your kids and your food because he’s gonna come for it. The last thing on his mind is weight loss and the first is his girlfriend chloe. In GTA races he has to spin us out all the time just to be happy in life and he doesn’t get discounts at IGA any more and he is banned from the trolleys he can only use 1 basket for he’s needs. He had to get braces because when ever he ate chicken it would destroy his teeth because he goes straight to the bone and even try’s to eat the bone.
Us: hey Ethan how are you

EthanTassis: not bad how’s the kids going and also your food

Us: lose some weight

Ethan: I cry every night in the Corner
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Very small guy, he fell off a scooter and destroyed his ankle, he has a girlfriend named Anastasia she’s very small as well so they will definitely fit in the bed alright and the wedding will be very cheap because no need for chairs they just sit on there knees.
Yunusnachabe: say wallah cuz.
Us: hello how’s your small girl going.
Yunus: wow your jealous I got some one also I have a 3 million dollar house but I have to walk home everyday after school.
Us: but when when did anyone ask.
Yunus: ok fine fine can you help me break up with her please I’ll even call you daddy.
Us: yeah nah you sus as hell she’s all yours laters.
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