Arch Crippledick's definitions

Family Nan

Exceeding large labia majora, reminiscent of the the family sized nan breads served in a certain Northampton (UK) curry house.

Her fanny flaps resembled family nan breads

by Arch Crippledick January 26, 2010

Piss Tax

Monies paid to a toilet attendent.

I was busting for a piss, but had to fork out the piss tax before releaving myself.

by Arch Crippledick February 3, 2009

Trouser Nazi

An erection

The Trouser Nazi dutifully saluted as Eva bent to retrieve her pencil.

by Arch Crippledick August 7, 2009