(Noun)
A one- to two- knuckle fingertip coated with shit after a piece of toilet paper breaks before you’re finished wiping. See also Breakthrough and Nailscoop
A one- to two- knuckle fingertip coated with shit after a piece of toilet paper breaks before you’re finished wiping. See also Breakthrough and Nailscoop
I tried to save money on this cheap toilet paper that always leaves me with a case of Browndigit every time I use it.
by Arby Juggo January 21, 2023
1) Similar to a dingleberry, a woven mass of ass hair and toilet paper that forms a sturdy bridge across your anus, left and right, causing a nagging piercing pain when a turd tries to break past it.
2) A particularly loathsome, insufferable, nasty person who seems to live for the sole purpose of causing needless pain to all others with whom they come into contact.
2) A particularly loathsome, insufferable, nasty person who seems to live for the sole purpose of causing needless pain to all others with whom they come into contact.
If you know what’s good for you, you’ll avoid Bob completely, as he is a legendary asstangle to everyone.
by Arby Juggo January 21, 2023
(Noun)
An unsightly and malodorous quantum of fecal matter that gets crammed under your fingernail after the toilet paper breaks while wiping your ass. See also Breakthrough and Browndigit.
An unsightly and malodorous quantum of fecal matter that gets crammed under your fingernail after the toilet paper breaks while wiping your ass. See also Breakthrough and Browndigit.
I didn’t realize I had a nasty case of nailscoop until I gagged when I lifted my burger to my mouth and my finger was directly beneath my nostrils. Should’ve washed my hands after wiping.
by Arby Juggo January 21, 2023